Do The Helen Keller....and Talk With Your Hips!

I don’t pretend to have good taste in music, but there have been some recent tunes to hit the airwaves that require immediate attention…..

Exhibit 1:
Artist: 3oh!3
Song Title: Don’t Trust Me
Favorite Lyrics: “Shush girl, shut your lips…do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips!”
Commentary: Ummm….I’m not really sure whether to be horrified – or laugh out loud. Let’s be honest; what it lacks in political correctness, it makes up for in cleverness. It seems like a line dance just waiting to happen…if it hasn’t already.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDzzT2z-7RE

Exhibit 2:
“Artist”: Soulja Boy
Song Title: Kiss Me Thru The Phone
Favorite Lyrics: All of his words are very profound, so it’s difficult for me to choose. The real question is, can Soulja improve on his equally reflective chart topper, “Tell ‘Em”? The answer is YES.
Commentary: This song really hit a chord with me – especially since I can relate it to my life right now. John Paul is a million miles away and all I want to do is dial his digits and say, “Boo, I can be your Bonnie, you can be my Clyde. Just kiss me thru the phone.” If he doesn’t take the next flight back to Oz, I’ll be very surprised.